"SHARK NIGHT 3D" (Sep 2, 2011)

Starring:  Sara Paxton, Dustin Milligan, Chris Carmack +++

Director:  David R. Ellis

Rated:  PG-13   Runtime:  91 minutes

The Plot: (IMDB)   “A lake-house retreat on the Louisiana Gulf turns into a nightmare for a group of vacationers when they are subjected to an improbable phenomenon: fresh-water shark attacks.”

I’m not going to waste any time telling you that this movie is without a doubt the worst water/creature/animal attack movie I've seen.  The story line, is so exaggerated it is truly unbelievable.    

After the first guy has his arm torn off by the shark his friend dives into the water (knowing it was a shark attack) to try to retrieve it from the bottom of the lake.. Really?  Is a shark going to attack anything and not eat it?..  Oh come on now!  
And this had all taken place within the first minutes of the film.  

My plot summary:  ‘A group of college students are off to spend a weekend at a secluded island somewhere in the bayous of the south.  Upon arrival they are met by good-ole-boys (aka) Rednecks, then continue on to the island house and proceed to become devoured by salt water sharks in a fresh water lake. 

The rednecks come back into play only to find out they have planned a money making website to resurrect the "faces of death", and guess who has become a part of their plan? Yep you guessed it.....

Being poorly written, having bad acting, and shitty effects led to a horrible flick!

Don’t waste your time or money on this film...... !!!!

I Rate it:   This film owes me 3 mugs of Guinness!!!

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Postscript:

This movie did not release in all areas in 3D (but it couldn't help the movie even if it did!!!)
Plus check this out..... what a f-u this was!

I did a little research only to find that the species of shark which was used to devour one of the girls in this movie, Isistius or Cookiecutter shark, has been recorded to have only one unprovoked attack (non-fatal) in 430 years.